• Killers of the Flower Moon

    Killers of the Flower Moon


    There are certain directors that I just absolutely admire, ones that I know are well informed. Martin Scorsese paints a picture. He tells a story–not his to tell, yet he does and I love him for it. This isn’t about him though. This story is about how brutal and miserable the suffrage of Natives has been through the eyes of Osage and the tormentors that cost many of them their lives. I really cannot imagine sitting through this and feeling…

  • Days of Thunder

    Days of Thunder


    cole trickle i would ride you(r car) all night long like a disney adult on the matterhorn

  • In the Garden of Tulips

    In the Garden of Tulips

    Absolutely awe inspiring to watch this with the writer/main actress, executive producer, and director present because even though this is not a super well known short film, I could tell that the wonderful women involved were fully dedicated to making this so personal and beautiful within the time frame they had. While watching this my fellow classmate told me that he shared a story similar to this one involving his father which amazed me that we can always feel some…

  • Dogma



    Ben Affleck genuinely gay as hell for yapping about watching the x files during the audio commentary for this….I would know because I’m the same way….

  • Office Space

    Office Space


    Call me a printer the way I’d let Ron Livingston smash

  • Superbad



    Michael Cera has the same wit and charm as an elbow partner that you forge a bond with for a semester only to be separated by the inevitable seat change

  • Jersey Girl

    Jersey Girl


    currently camping outside la casa de Affleck like a safe surrender baby so i can finally make him my dada

  • Priscilla



    As someone who would genuinely groan whenever someone would praise Elvis Presley post Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis (2022), I’m so glad that Priscilla, although someone who still speaks highly of Elvis, gets speak on his malevolence to her through Sofia Coppola’s devastatingly beautiful depictions of womanhood

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings


    unrealistic for me because when i was about 5 years old i was so obsessed with Maneater by Hall & Oates that i would listen to The Very Best of Daryl Hall & John Oates CD on my grandma’s computer that ran on like Windows XP and sounded like it was going to explode every time i popped the CD in

  • The Evil Dead

    The Evil Dead


    ash williams come save me white girl

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow

    I committed a felony. I recently found out that there was a 27 x 40 inch framed poster of this very movie in my school’s cafeteria. I only say was..because I stole it. On October 13th, 2023 I woke up with the worst migraine of my life, coming off of a residual cold, yet had enough energy to grab this poster right off the wall and walk about two miles home with it. As soon as I got home—my hands…

  • Hustlers



    jlo if i bring you breakfast in bed i don’t wanna hear no “who are you? how’d you get into my house? where is my husband ben affleck?” shhhh mama it’s ME!