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  • Free Solo

    Free Solo

    ★★★½

    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There’s climbing chalk on his shirt already, a vegan so he don’t eat spaghetti
    He’s got Aspergers, so on the surface he looks calm and ready
    To climb rocks, but he keeps on forgetting
    Where to climb down, the camera crew goes so loud
    He opens his mouth, but his feelings won’t come out
    He’s climbing how? Everybody’s freaked out now
    The clocks run out, he’s climbed up, it’s over, wow

  • A Dog's Way Home

    A Dog's Way Home

    A fisherman falls backwards into a river at the sight of the fucking dog and FUCKING WILHELM SCREAMS and it may have been the worst moment of my life. Truly amazing cgi that definitely did not look fake at all. Also features  such incredible dialogue as “Wait, but that’s basically racism for dogs”