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Oz the Great and Powerful 2013
More like Oz the fine and mostly uninspired
Abigail Spencer would have been great as the Wicked Witch
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Ghostbusters: Afterlife 2021
I can't wait for us to be quoting iconic lines such as "I call myself Podcast. Because of my Podcast" for decades to come.
Why was Bill Murray operating on battery saver mode
Olivia Wilde was in this movie
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer 2021
Very brave of Chappelle to couch one or two nuggets of real humanity and wisdom underneath a garbage barge of bullshit that ultimately undermines his points
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Dear Evan Hansen 2021
Couldn’t they just release the filmed musical
Idk, it’s just really unimaginative camera blocking, editing, and mixing matched with a truly unflattering performance from Platt and Moore that pretty much dulled all the emotional potency of the original piece (the only song that truly flourishes in the filmed version is “Sincerely Me”)
Justice for Rachel Bay Jones!
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The Mummy Returns 2001
I am proud to let the world know that I personally animated the Rock as the Scorpion King. Hope you enjoyed!
(Also I’m mad that Blank Check made me watch two movies with bug swarms)
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Wide Awake 1998
This had some disarmingly profound pontifications on faith, but ultimately a forgettable and maudlin endeavor.
The poster led me to believe that Rosie ODonnell as a nun teaches the kid baseball and I was sorely disappointed
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Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey 2020
There’s a lot to enjoy about Jingle Jangle, from the ornate costuming to the sincerely impressive choreography and performances, but this movie makes a good case for the playback speed feature on Netflix
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