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  • Braindead
  • All the President's Men
  • Safety Last!
  • RoboCop

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  • Mulholland Drive

  • Transit

    ★★★½

  • Down with Love

    ★★★★★

  • Set It Up

    ★★★½

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  • Bad Taste

    Bad Taste

    ★★★★½

    too many people in the reviews talking about how crazy it is that peter jackson got the lord of the rings contract after this movie & not enough people in the reviews talking about peter jackson slipping on his own brains like a banana peel

  • All the President's Men

    All the President's Men

    ★★★★★

    ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN STATISTICS 
    painstakingly gathered by me

    Cups of Coffee Drank*- 

    By Carl: 15 cups (6 visibly drank; 8 visible on table/desk; 1 held in hands but not drank), creating a rate of 1 cup every 9.2 minutes  

    By Bob: 10 cups (3 visibly drank; 7 visible on table/desk), creating a rate of 1 cup every 13.8 minutes 

    Cigarettes Smoked-
    Situations in which it was unclear whether or not a character was smoking the same cigarette from the previous…

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  • Down with Love

    Down with Love

    ★★★★★

    that woman’s acting like she has a mind of her own! 

    if i can watch a movie twice in one day it gets an automatic 5 stars. she is just like me (female joker, puts on high heels the second she steps out of a bubble bath)

  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★★

    Seeing that dead-dad-in-chimney monologue on the big screen was easily one of the top 10 best experiences of my life. My favorite part is about it is how Billy is not even listening at all

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★½

    a movie about the two scariest concepts known to man: getting phone calls and middle aged magicians

  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★★

    This is literally how my cat sees me