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  • Braindead
  • All the President's Men
  • RoboCop
  • Dog Day Afternoon

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  • Barry Lyndon

    ★★★★

  • Maestro

    ★★

  • The Zone of Interest

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★★

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  • Bad Taste

    Bad Taste

    ★★★★½

    too many people in the reviews talking about how crazy it is that peter jackson got the lord of the rings contract after this movie & not enough people in the reviews talking about peter jackson slipping on his own brains like a banana peel

  • All the President's Men

    All the President's Men

    ★★★★★

    ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN STATISTICS 
    painstakingly gathered by me

    Cups of Coffee Drank*- 

    By Carl: 15 cups (6 visibly drank; 8 visible on table/desk; 1 held in hands but not drank), creating a rate of 1 cup every 9.2 minutes  

    By Bob: 10 cups (3 visibly drank; 7 visible on table/desk), creating a rate of 1 cup every 13.8 minutes 

    Cigarettes Smoked-
    Situations in which it was unclear whether or not a character was smoking the same cigarette from the previous…

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  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★★

    Need the alternate ending where there’s a saltburn-style reveal that snoop was behind it all along

  • NYAD

    NYAD

    ★★★★

    You had me at 60-year-old lesbians in below-the-knee shorts

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  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★½

    a movie about the two scariest concepts known to man: getting phone calls and middle aged magicians

  • Far from the Madding Crowd

    Far from the Madding Crowd

    ★★★★

    Mr Oak? Mr Boldwood? Who’s next, Mr Longcock and Mr Teninchesthrobbing?