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  • The Legend of Tarzan

    The Legend of Tarzan


    This is not terrible. Exactly what a movie poster quote should be.

  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Hi, middle class white people remember in the first movie when you learned that you could go against the system and then in the second movie where it turns out if you do that's just part of the system. Well, have I got news for you.

    In the Matrix Revolutions, it turns out that you can't win through violence but instead you must speak to the people in charge and understand where they are coming from.

    In this movie, Neo…

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  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party


    You'll either love it or you will think it's the worst movie ever made. Risk is yours.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a movie that exists because DC dosen't know what the fuck they are doing. They probably saw that people were excited for Civil War and thought;

    "Hey let's do that with a Superman no one likes and a Batman no one knows"

    BvS doesn't have the right context for us to care but it still could have worked if they used Man of Steel as the proper motivation for Batman like the trailers promised.

    Even if they did…