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  • Transformers

    Transformers

    ★★

    I saw 4 hours of this fucking thing. Not 1 robot so I will never watch the others. That was in 2008 AND I FUCKING HAVEN'T.

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★

    This movie is as stupid as the book but it is very funny and when it turns dark it feels right.

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  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    ★★★★

    You'll either love it or you will think it's the worst movie ever made. Risk is yours.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a movie that exists because DC dosen't know what the fuck they are doing. They probably saw that people were excited for Civil War and thought;

    "Hey let's do that with a Superman no one likes and a Batman no one knows"

    BvS doesn't have the right context for us to care but it still could have worked if they used Man of Steel as the proper motivation for Batman like the trailers promised.

    Even if they did…