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  • mother!



    "Well that movie had no depth to it at all. Just random nonsense."
    "What a load of hipster bullshit."
    "Did you get any of that?"
    "We should have went to see IT instead."

    These were some of the things I heard walking out of mother! And while I know this is not for everybody, I am so happy that it's a movie that actually exists in this studio/producer-driven Hollywood landscape today.

    Darren Aronofsky is no stranger to controversy, giving us…

  • American Assassin

    American Assassin


    I feel bad for Dylan O'Brien. I really do. As a young and talented actor, it was heartbreaking to hear about his potential retirement from acting after a horrible stunt gone wrong on the set of the next Maze Runner installment. But as a true fighter, O'Brien made one hell of a comeback and gave everything he could to come back, guns-blazing (literally) onto the Hollywood scene.

    Too bad it was for this drag of a film.

    American Assassin starts…

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  • The Prestige

    The Prestige


    Forget "The Dark Knight". Forget "The Dark Knight Rises". Forget even "Inception". This film matches the levels of greatness that "Memento", my favorite Nolan film, manages to reach, and it does it without telling the story backwards. This is dark, mysterious, captivating, intelligent, and is easily one of Nolan's most under rated films so far.

  • Big Hero 6

    Big Hero 6


    Nobody puts Baymax in the corner.

    But seriously, if it wasn't for Baymax and some great visuals, Big Hero 6 would've been a disaster. It doesn't even try to change up the formula or try something new. It's a bland mix of Marvel's latest output with the cliched Disney formula, leading to a totally forgettable experience. It tries to be emotionally heavy towards the end, but it mostly doesn't work because these characters aren't even characters; they're all fit to…