• The New Guy

    The New Guy

    ★★★★★

    I love this movie. I don’t care what anyone thinks. I absolutely love this movie. Idk why but it made me insanely happy! I laughed. I enjoyed it and related to the story to an extent. And it had a good message ironically. I’m sad I didn’t discover this one when I was younger.

  • Saving My Daughter

    Saving My Daughter

    My mom made me watch it…

    Oh lifetime, you never fail to blow my mind with how awful most of your movies are…

    • The acting was painfully awful.
    • The shots were so bad.
    • The film has two titles ans both are awful.
    • The writing was awful.
    • Stupid things happened randomly, such as the girl beating a door with a rubber mallet and somehow breaks it and it just opens towards her gently…. 
    • The mom…

  • X

    X

    ★★★★★

    Holy shit that was really fucking good. Like man that was unsettling. And that damn ending! The aesthetics. The score and editing.. writing…
    I HAVE to go see Pearl now. Wow. So good!

  • Do Revenge

    Do Revenge

    ★★★½

    I adore Maya Hawke

  • Shiver

    Shiver

    ★★½

    Had some potential. 
    Some creepy vibes and some decent shots, almost a Criminal Minds style of thriller but the script was not good, it focused TOO MUCH on the killer and not enough of Van Dien’s detective character and his partner. They had very little development and the killer scenes went from creepy to repetitive and got old. Some of the acting was fine enough as well.

    The head in a jar thing was real creepy for sure.

    Idk. I…

  • Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf

    Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf

    What the hell did I just watch 😂

  • June

    June

    ★★½

    Kinda interesting that this has some well shot scenes and moments and is mainly hindered by bad effects/scares/pacing. Lot of potential here. 

    Watched for my attempt at completing Casper Van Dien’s filmography.

  • 500 MPH Storm

    500 MPH Storm

    *Holds hands up like the meme of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos saying “aliens”* - “Hypercane”


    Not even Casper Van Dien and Michael Beach could help this film be any good despite their solid acting skills. Cant even judge them for this one, they gotta pay the bills somehow lol


    Nothing made any sense in this film, none of the scenes have any logic, like damn I expected this to be bad but I figured I’d enjoy it for the cast…

    The…

  • Darkness Reigns

    Darkness Reigns

    Watched for Casper Van Dien, who had a very small amount of screentime.

    Zachary Mooren acted his ass off with what he was given FOR NO REASON and I respect it so much.

    The docu style was quite cool and believable, what would’ve made this film good and saved it is if the hauntings happening were more convincing and less cheesy. It could’ve been executed really well, but sadly the scares and even the gory stuff was bad.. 

    Around the…

  • Sleeping Beauty

    Sleeping Beauty

    ★★★

    Mah Girl Grace!
    Mah boi Iron Fist himself, Finn Jones!
    Grace’s dad, the man, the myth, the legend, Casper! 

    Some hilariously painful CGI but their sets and locations were nice and the costumes were good. 
    I can tell they had fun filming it and to me that spirit exists in the film and I love and respect that.

    But maybe I’m bias?! 😂

  • Morgan

    Morgan

    ★★★

    I wanted to like this more, however I did enjoy it.
    A lot of choices I would’ve made differently but I respect the filmmakers for their work here. The script was a hindrance especially towards the end…. The bleak ending really killed it for me.
    I was super confused emotionally which almost felt like the point I guess? I went from routing for Morgan, to being upset with Morgan, to routing for her again, to… straight up confusion. Then the…

  • Say Anything...

    Say Anything...

    ★★★★★

    What a wonderful film. I absolutely loved it!