• Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    ★★★½

    👍🏻70%
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    Thirty years after their popular television show ended, chipmunks Chip and Dale live very different lives. When a cast member from the original series mysteriously disappears, the pair must reunite to save their friend.

    We all secretly hoped this film would capture a small portion of what Roger Rabbit was able to capture back in the day, but that is a tough task in the age of “lame cgi-creature movies.” Thankfully,…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    💯100%
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    When their relationship turns sour, a couple undergoes a medical procedure to have each other erased from their memories.

    This film is perfection on almost every level. The story maintains a nice balance of familiarity and an unconventional plot, yet it is all just authentic enough to keep you from predicting where it is headed. Beyond the creative story, the two lead performances are incredible. Carrey is Oscar-worthy, and it is odd to think about his…

  • Senior Year

    Senior Year

    ★½

    🚫30%
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    A cheerleading stunt gone wrong landed her in a 20-year coma. Now she's 37, newly awake and ready to live out her high school dream: becoming prom queen.

    As a showcase for Rebel Wilson and her ability to bring the humor out of any situation, this film plays to her strengths and occasionally works. Unfortunately, this talented cast is surrounded by a series of mostly unfunny clichés. Humor solves all, so…

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ★★

    🚫42%
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    A young girl tries to understand how she mysteriously gained the power to set things on fire with her mind.

    While Zac Efron is the name of note, Ryan Kiera Armstrong delivers a rock solid display of emotions as our lead here. This familiar origin story allows her to showcase anger, sadness, and aggression in a way that puts the weight of most of these scenes on her shoulders. Efron isn’t…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★★

    🏆95%
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    After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins. With the help of remaining allies, the Avengers assemble once more in order to reverse Thanos' actions and restore balance to the universe.

    My love of this franchise makes it feel like I’m always generous with my ratings, and admittedly so, Endgame is one that I had a few nitpicks with but still gave a 10/10. When you have an experience that…

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★★

    🏆95%
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    The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.

    This is a culmination for the ages. Just thinking about passing these films down to my kids and grandkids one day makes me happy. I grew up with these films, and this universe means so much…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    ✅80%
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    Dr. Stephen Strange casts a forbidden spell that opens the doorway to the multiverse, including alternate versions of himself, whose threat to humanity is too great for the combined forces of Strange, Wong, and Wanda Maximoff.

    What is this, some kind of Multiverse of Madness? I’m already hearing and seeing some “hot take” reactions that just feel hot for the sake of being…

  • All the Old Knives

    All the Old Knives

    ★★½

    ⚠️50%
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    Two CIA agents and ex-lovers (Chris Pine and Thandiwe Newton) are brought back together years after a failed rescue attempt and forced to blur the lines between profession and passion in this deeply riveting tale of global espionage, moral dilemma and deadly betrayal.

    What starts as an interesting-enough political thriller begins to to fade as we move from act to act. Chris Pine is, as always, compelling, but there…

  • 365 Days: This Day

    365 Days: This Day

    ❌10%
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    Laura and Massimo are back and stronger than ever. But Massimo's family ties and a mysterious man bidding for Laura's heart complicate the lovers' lives.

    God, this movie is SO HOT ANS STEAMMYYTYT, SUCHHHH JGOOD SEX SCENEEES YEWHHHHHH WOOOOOOO YEAH LETS GO, all the SEX, YEAH!!!! 
    SUCH A HOT FLAMING PILEE OF garbage.
    garbage.
    Music videos, getcha music videos here. 
    We got music video after music video, with sex in the…

  • The Prince of Egypt

    The Prince of Egypt

    ★★★★½

    ✅88%
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    Egyptian Prince Moses learns of his identity as a Hebrew and his destiny to become the chosen deliverer of his people.

    This is (easily) a top tier Dreamworks outing that deserves the praise it consistently gets now. As epic as The Lion King, this biblical tale is told in a way that keeps the seriousness of the source material, but there is just enough fun to keep that balanced feel. Tonally, it takes itself…

  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    💯100%
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    A linguist works with the military to communicate with alien lifeforms after twelve mysterious spacecraft appear around the world.

    When your significant other says “I want to watch Arrival,” you stop what you are doing and watch Arrival. It is not only my favorite SciFi movie of all-time (officially), but I genuinely believe it is a masterpiece. This is a personal thing, but I don’t know if…

  • The Bad Guys

    The Bad Guys

    ★★★½

    👍🏻73%
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    Several reformed yet misunderstood criminal animals attempt to become good, with some disastrous results along the way.

    In typical Dreamworks fashion, The Bad Guys provides a well-balanced ride for the whole family. There is little that stands out as original or new here, but everything is executed so well. The voice cast is top-notch, as Sam Rockwell is genuinely excellent as…