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  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★

    GOD remember when i watched this and thought that the best a superhero movie could ever be was “fine, but, y’know, it’s a superhero movie”? it is bananas how lame 2017 was

  • Ibiza

    Ibiza

    it's a direct-to-video spiritual sequel to spring breakers featuring women in their thirties. the parts that are good are stunning and sometimes meta but the parts that are bad are unforgivingly bad. but then sometimes they circle back around to good. idk i think thumbs down???

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  • Dirty Dancing

    Dirty Dancing

    ★★★★½

    i'm a gemini so sometimes i say things that are kind of hyperbolic, inconsistent, and generally irreconcilable while FEELING very true and sincere when i say them, but before i even walked out of the theater and while the end credits were still rolling i asked "how is this the best movie i've ever seen" and i still mean it. if i die and this is the last movie i ever watch i have zero complaints. an absolute MASTERPIECE.

  • Tag

    Tag

    ★★

    you ever see the preview for a movie and then it's less stupid than it looks? this is the complete opposite of that experience. if u think it looks dumb i PROMISE it is even dumber than that. i'm not mad at it. hannibal buress and isla fisher have the funniest parts.