• Frances Ha

    Frances Ha

    ★★★★★

    At first, I thought this film would be a lesbian friendship-to-lovers story, but I think this is the first time I HAVE EVER been glad not to see two girls who are in love kiss.

    This movie, I swear to god, just changed the trajectory of my life. I was really expecting this black-and-white movie to be dull and boring (you know, because of the lack of colors and all). BUT BOY WAS I WRONG. Now, I will stop talking…

  • The Pregnancy Pact

    The Pregnancy Pact

    ★★½

    i dont have any words for this movie.
    its good ig?

  • The To Do List

    The To Do List

    ★★★½

    Cameron is so fine

  • Bride Wars

    Bride Wars

    ★★★★½

    "But there's also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you sometimes better than you know yourself is the same person who's been standing beside you all along."

    awwww i love chick flicks sm they are so refreshing

  • Ever After

    Ever After

    ★★★★

    "And while Cinderella and her prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentleman, is that they lived." <3
    the historically accurate depiction of cinderella I never knew I needed.

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    a yassified version of Gordon Ramsey

  • The First Wives Club

    The First Wives Club

    ★★★★

    The most important lesson I learned from this movie:
    "Don't get mad. Get everything."

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★

    I feel so bad for the real-life wives of these wolfs.
    and by the end of this movie I felt like a coked-up white boy who just bought some bitcoin stocks

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★★½

    aaron taylor johnson is so fine

  • Eve's Bayou

    Eve's Bayou

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Life is filled with goodbyes, Eve, a million goodbyes, and it hurts every time. Sometimes, I feel like I’ve lost so much, I have to find new things to lose. All I know is, there must be a divine point to it all, and it’s just over my head. That when we die, it will all come clear. And then we’ll say, “So that was the damn point.” And sometimes, I think there’s no point at all, and maybe that’s…

  • Revenge of the Bridesmaids

    Revenge of the Bridesmaids

    ★★★½

    that guy did NOT deserve Rachel at the end

  • Flipped

    Flipped

    ★★★★½

    a classic she fell first but he fell harder <3