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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    ★½

    Two things:
    If you have watched the trailer: Save your money, you've already seen it.
    If you have not watched the trailer: Save your money, you've already seen it...

  • Mirror

    Mirror

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Never before have I found the perspiration from a hot cup of tea to be so terrifying; oh, and how the film depicts losing your mind before you die - that’s pretty terrifying too...

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  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    ★★★★½

    Academy Member1: Hey, let's give Leo an Oscar this year.
    Academy Member2: What, why?
    Academy Member1: Dude, he slept in a carcass; we are morally obligated to stop his behavior from escalating any further than it already has!

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    I want a milkshake...