Wow, this movie was torture...
(Three seconds after the credits)
I wonder how accurate this movie was?
(Five seconds later, slams the phone on the table)
Hugh Jackman, not looking anything like P. T. Barnum is the least heinous inaccuracy in the entire movie!
My friend Christopher: Hey, watcha watching?
Me: Hardcore Henry.
Christopher: What, is it a porno?
Me (Sarcastically): I don’t know, haven’t watched it yet.
Christopher: Just asking, there have been times I’ve accidentally walked in on friends watching a porno, with a similar title to that.