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  • Hamster Hell

    Hamster Hell

    ★★★★

    Children are the worst...

  • Bo Burnham: What.

    Bo Burnham: What.

    ★★★½

    This review repeats stuff that’s already been said...

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  • The Revenant

    The Revenant

    ★★★★½

    Academy Member1: Hey, let's give Leo an Oscar this year.
    Academy Member2: What, why?
    Academy Member1: Dude, he slept in a carcass; we are morally obligated to stop his behavior from escalating any further than it already has!

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    I want a milkshake...