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  • Thunder Force

    Thunder Force


    Falcone is the winter soldier of movie directors, tirelessly trudging through a tundra of turgid travesties that could loosely be described as "comedies" in order to impose a different kind of McCarthyism.

    I have a theory someone told Bateman's agent this was Hancock 2 and that he was contractually obligated to appear in it because it's the only thing that makes his presence here make any sense whatsoever.

  • Voyagers



    A distressing lack of Fuckbox

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  • Totally Under Control

    Totally Under Control


    Weird take, guys: I'm starting to get the sense that Trump isn't so good at his job?

  • Chaos Walking

    Chaos Walking

    Thoughts? I have some.

    - A new high point/low point for write-down cinema. Looking back on things, I'm actually surprised we didn't get more toxic assets dumped exclusively to theaters during the pandemic. "Hey, wanna see Escape Room 2? No? Well too bad, you have to risk your health to see it but you can't say we didn't technically try!"

    - I can see why Charlie Kaufman took a crack at this script, since personifying inner thought has been the…