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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★

    How come my mom never made me a trauma cake?

  • Abominable

    Abominable

    ★★★

    Honestly give me more movies about music being magical. I'll forgive the multiple Coldplay musical drops

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  • Lasagna Cat - Telephone Sex Survey Results

    Lasagna Cat - Telephone Sex Survey Results

    ★★★★½

    This is transcendental and actually unbelievably deep. I am not joking or being hyperbolic. This is great art and funny as shit.

  • Good Time

    Good Time

    ★★★★½

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Robert Pattinson isn't hot.