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  • Parasite



    How come my mom never made me a trauma cake?

  • Abominable



    Honestly give me more movies about music being magical. I'll forgive the multiple Coldplay musical drops

  • Judy



    it's impossible to separate my thoughts on this movie from my own depression and addiction.

    That being said Renee Zellweger is fucking golden and sad and too much for me to handle.

  • The Killing

    The Killing


    They shoot horses don't they

  • Hail, Caesar!

    Hail, Caesar!

    Channing Tatum's dancing scene is the best scene in all of movies

  • Some Like It Hot

    Some Like It Hot


    Goddamn I wasnt expecting to like this.

    Marilyn Monroe is perfect. She's a depressed alcoholic bimbo. She's my bisexual disaster queen.

    Tony Curtis does a very good Austin powers impression.

    Jack Lemmon is a cutie as always and also he's definitely trans. Very beautiful to see.

  • The Shining

    The Shining

    Shelley Duvall is so good she kept making me cry

  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London


    Finally! A circumcised werewolf.

  • Bad Lieutenant

    Bad Lieutenant


    This lieutenant? He's bad

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not


    Wonderfully stupid

  • High Life

    High Life


    Robert Pattinson looked so hot in those overalls

  • Under the Silver Lake

    Under the Silver Lake


    Horny and weird but should've been waaay hornier and weirder.

    But these sex mystery thriller romps are very fun. I'll always dig them