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  • Suspiria



    lmao the scene where they’re laughing at the cops dick

    no but really this is EXTREMELY good shit. Johnson and Swinton fucking Bring It here, the cinematography (fun old school zoom ins!!) rules and seems to combine modern and classic styles of filmmaking, just incredible dance sequences, a satisfying preference for creepy and unsettling over outright scary, and a lot of ideas on its mind to chew on. (Even if not all of it really lines up or coalesced at…

  • Purl



    ready for the next pixar short to drop the f bomb

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  • Welcome to Marwen

    Welcome to Marwen


    This isn't just the worst movie of 2018 (by a looooooong shot), it's a contender for the worst movie I have ever seen.
    I was literally howling the entire way through this movie it was so horrible. I’ve never seen a worse portrayal of mental illness/PTSD, or worse acting, editing, dialogue, camera work, MUSIC at the same time in a major hollywood film. I literally cannot believe that this is a movie getting released with advertisements and studio push in…

  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    *Demi Lovato voice*
    If I ever did that,
    I think I’d have an ART AttAAAaaaAAAaAAAACk

    A very fun, Ryan Murphyian(?) satire that seems almost too suited to Netflix (watching it on the big screen- weird!). Lots of great campy performances and production design, but a script not quite toothy enough and direction entirely not focused enough. Jake is honestly becoming one of those actors that makes any movie worth watching, isn’t he? 
    This one just happens to leave you wanting Morf.