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  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower

    ★½

    How uncomfortably awkward was it when grown-ass-man Idris picks up the teenage-white-boy, and then proceeds to carry him out of the room while crying..... Jesus Christ Almighty... Myself and everyone I knew at that age was already having sex - or at least starting to, and this kid is being coddled like a sleepy newborn.

    Weird!

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★★

    Is it just me or are the titles of this trilogy completely out of order. I feel they should be: 1. Dawn, 2. War, 3. Rise. Am I dyslexic in thinking this or does this seem logical?

    Also, this franchise flings feces all over most franchises, and when the young girl signs "Me.... Ape?" to Maurice - is the most emotional scene of 2017 for me.

    Good fucking job Mr. Reeves. Cheers!

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  • Justice League vs. Teen Titans

    Justice League vs. Teen Titans

    ★★★★

    I'm not a quoter. I believe I can come up with my own opinionated originality, but GOD DAMN is this quote by Damien Wayne flawless.

    "Faith is belief based on an absence of data. It invites disaster" - Robin

    GO TEEN TITANS!

  • The Final Girls

    The Final Girls

    ★★★★½

    I was grinning like an idiot the whole way through this one. :)

    What a great way to end the Halloween season, and just when I thought I had enough.

    Anyone who likes these Meta-Horrors are going to love this one. I personally love them all, and rank The final girls, Cabin in the woods, Tucker and Dale v.s evil and What we do in the shadows as some of my favorite movies and regard them as the best of…