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  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    Once again, the only truly improbable aspect of these films is the geography. The mermaid lagoon, Ponce de Leon's wrecked ship, the ruined Spanish fort, *and* the Fountain of Youth all seem to be only a few miles from each other on the same island, which is apparently only a couple of days out from London.

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    If, as Lumiere says, they've been waiting ten years for the curse to be broken, and if the curse will become permanent when the Beast turns 21, doesn't that mean that the Prince was 11 when he pissed off the Enchantress? So a witch cursed the bratty 11-year-old who happened to answer the door instead of, you know, asking the kid's parents for shelter instead?