Zero stars.

“You know what would make a great opening act for our haunted house movie? Thirty interminable minutes of dudebros bickering.”

A perfect gestalt of obnoxious, incompetent, and boring. Answers the eternal question, “How bad can a horror film be if the filmmakers appreciate THE SHINING enough to explicitly rip it off?”

Answer: Really, really bad. This bad.

Favorite line: “It’s so dark you can’t see anything.” Yep, that’d be the definition of dark.