Mandy ★★★½

Um. Okay.

Possibly the most metal horror film ever made.

'Last House on the Left ' plus 'Fantastic Planet' plus 'Point Blank' plus 'Hellraiser' plus 'The Holy Mountain' plus... fuck, honestly, there's really nothing to compare this to.

At one point, Nic Cage takes a time-out in his roaring rampage of revenge to forge a giant Klingon battle axe. Because reasons.

The rating might be higher at a later date. I need time to process what this film did to me.