Favorite films

  • Last Days
  • Dawn of an Evil Millennium
  • Song of Avignon
  • Hi, Mom!

Recent activity

  • Cool World

  • The Green Knight

  • Raw

  • Escape The Undertaker

Recent reviews

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    mystically sound and interesting but also all over the place and nowhere at once. pretty boring but man i am a sucker for quests and swords and impossible prophecies, even if they are told in such a disjointed manner. maybe someday i’ll go back to properly articulating how i feel about stuff but for now i’m fine with just saying that i enjoyed the talking fox. yeah.

  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    movie made for people who drink 12 monsters a day (me). awesome.

Popular reviews

  • 47 Meters Down

    47 Meters Down

    woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive 
    woman 2: wHaT aBoUT uR iNsTAgraM? 
    woman 1: oh shit you right

  • The Ides of March

    The Ides of March

    - george clooney: hey ryan pls come act in my new movie 
    - ryan gosling: no 
    - george clooney: i’ll let you cry and be sad in a scene where it’s raining and we’ll zoom in on your beautiful face 
    - ryan gosling: when do we start