Favorite films

  • The Matrix Reloaded
  • Detour
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Song of Avignon

Recent activity

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

  • Beau Is Afraid

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

  • Van Helsing

Recent reviews

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    haven’t watched one of these since 2019 (have to remind you because i’m special.) . been avoiding them like the plague but had to let this one pass because like space and music and stuff you know. it’s alright! ideally this could be shaved down to about 30 minutes of decent movie if you remove all the half baked shlock and boring nonsense. who cares! already forgot what happened……

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    hotline miami .

Popular reviews

  • Gattaca


    sure the movie was good but right at the start someone tells ethan hawke that he has a beautiful dick and for some reason i found that so funny i’m sorry that’s all i could think about. gattaca???? more like gayttaca.

  • 47 Meters Down

    47 Meters Down

    woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive 
    woman 2: wHaT aBoUT uR iNsTAgraM? 
    woman 1: oh shit you right