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  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

    ★★

    this is the funniest movie i’ve ever seen

  • The Turin Horse

    The Turin Horse

    ★★★½

    i could smell the rusty burnt oudour of my grandpas old coat and i could feel the cold of my grandparents house freeze my skin and rattle my bones. for something so black and white and bleak, tarr brought out so many emotions and memories out of me. the world is going to end and all we can do is just here and wait in silence as our resources dwindle out and our relationships turn to dust. these characters don’t…

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  • 47 Meters Down

    47 Meters Down

    ★½

    woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive 
    woman 2: wHaT aBoUT uR iNsTAgraM? 
    woman 1: oh shit you right

  • The Ides of March

    The Ides of March

    ★★★½

    - george clooney: hey ryan pls come act in my new movie 
    - ryan gosling: no 
    - george clooney: i’ll let you cry and be sad in a scene where it’s raining and we’ll zoom in on your beautiful face 
    - ryan gosling: when do we start