Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023

  Watched 15 May 2023

  haven’t watched one of these since 2019 (have to remind you because i’m special.) . been avoiding them like the plague but had to let this one pass because like space and music and stuff you know. it’s alright! ideally this could be shaved down to about 30 minutes of decent movie if you remove all the half baked shlock and boring nonsense. who cares! already forgot what happened……

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  Watched 25 Mar 2023

  hotline miami .

Popular reviews

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  Gattaca 1997

  Watched 03 Dec 2018 5

  sure the movie was good but right at the start someone tells ethan hawke that he has a beautiful dick and for some reason i found that so funny i’m sorry that’s all i could think about. gattaca???? more like gayttaca.

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  47 Meters Down 2017

  Watched 09 Nov 2017 9

  woman 1: I’m sorry I can’t go diving in a shady ass cage with sharks in the water I don’t even know how to dive 
  woman 2: wHaT aBoUT uR iNsTAgraM? 
  woman 1: oh shit you right