• Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    far from a good movie but it is made like an instagram reel (fast, useless, entertaining and it rots your brain to the core) so it’s fine. brad pitt is the last of a dying breed.

  • Hardware

    Hardware

    instant christmas movie favorite. i love the blood red decay and destruction of humanity as we know it.

  • Minions

    Minions

    #ILoveYouMinion

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    Tobe Hoopers America: smells like blood and guts and burning leather, chainsaw oil spilled all over. disgusting metal contorts and shapes our skin and makes us whole again. Beautiful. (🇺🇸)

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    i wish this was 65 hours longer (guy who cant focus on a 3 minute youtube video)

  • Men

    Men

    when the elevated is horror 😍

  • Get Carter

    Get Carter

    just like so freaking awesome, almost makes me feel okay about living in the uk (almost)

  • Equilibrium

    Equilibrium

    just fucking awesome, can’t believe i’ve never heard of this until like 3 hours ago . Christian Bale Matrix .

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    very important 11th? 12th? 13th? watch . i’ve been convincing my girlfriend to watch this for over a year now and it finally happened. definitely probably like the most important film released this century or something. i like.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II

    sorry for being late. i just don’t see it

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

    mesmerizing work made for those of us who bit through half of our childhood toys and left chunks of them all over the place.  digitally frightening and real, mimicking the paranoia of the current age but also taking it a (terrifying) step further. kind of awesome even in its little boring bits, enough to keep my instagram reels brain thinking about what the fuck being terminally online for the past 8 years has really done to me.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    fully expected to find the tiniest things to hate on this second watch because i have transformed into The Ultimate Hater… but the complete opposite has happened. all my little gripes almost disappeared into thin air . simply Just Awesome, cool cool shit about gaining your absolution through cleansing yourself (and the city? you’re so desperate to protect) . yes please. it’s okay to eat fish cause they don’t have any feelings