RSS feed for AYCH

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Pinned reviews

More
  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★★★★

    Perhaps the most criminally underseen and underrated movie of Tom Hanks' career. A mandatory watch for anyone not pleased with their life/job/wife/etc.

  • River of Fundament

    River of Fundament

    In the style of E-40's Choices

    Nope, yup
    Nope, yup
    Nope, yup
    Nope, yup

    Ever see a Barney picture? (nope)
    Ever check out Holy Mountain? (yup)
    Ever read Norman Mailer? (nope)
    Ever peep Whitman? (yup)
    Did you understand this? (nope)
    Did it do damage? (yup)
    Would you see it again? (nope)
    Maybe with a friend? (yup)

    Matt Barney got choices
    He choose to fuck with you, he's all in your head
    Matt Barney got choices
    The audience is retching, they…

Recent reviews

More
  • The Rider

    The Rider

    ★★★★½

    A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And if he can't do that thing, then he'll find another thing to do.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★½

    I have no emotional attachment to Star Wars. Frankly, I don't know why I keep watching them since I really don't give a shit about the story, the characters or anything about the mythos. Maybe it represents pure cinematic entertainment. Some of the set pieces look nice. Some the visuals are pretty. It uses a lot more practical effects than other contemporary blockbusters.

    But the forty year fanboy journey has to end. The Original Trilogy was...well, original. The Prequel Trilogy…

Popular reviews

More