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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    Thought it was just ok, but during credits all the little girls in my row were jumping around ecstatically and that’s way more important. 

    Also how the heck are we 10 years into these flicks and 70% of the audience STILL LEAVES after first post-credit scene??

  • Frost/Nixon


    I miss when I didn’t care about politics. And when we had a decent human being for a president. I do not consider Nixon one but I will give him this: we will never hear Trump admit to his crimes, much less offer any form of apology for them.

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  • Green Book

    Green Book


    ‪ugh, FINE. I’ll watch Green Book. It just won Best Picture, I’m at the theater right now, and I’M STILL DRESSED AS PADDINGTON BEAR BECAUSE I’LL CHANGE WHEN THE ACADEMY DOES (4rl check my socials).

    Will update with review after.

    Update: yeah... it’s not great. But then neither were Crash or Driving Miss Daisy, and those won Best Picture too. Aside from the obvious comparison, all are well-meaning but ultimately toothless & tone-deaf stories told with the subtlety of a bowling…

  • Good Boys

    Good Boys


    My voice hurts from laughing. Beanbag Boys for LIFE!!

    SXSW 2019 FILM #11