Favorite films

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Nov 2023

  If Hollywood insists on remaking this (which I suspect they probably will) then can it at least be told ENTIRELY from the perspectives of Zoonie, Berry and Foofoo. I don’t think that’s so much to ask

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  The Handmaiden 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 20 Nov 2023

  Help I can just imagine a wacky romcom edit of this

Popular reviews

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  All My Friends Hate Me 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Oct 2022

  Me watching a horror film about ghosts or serial killers: 😊

  Me watching a horror film about social anxiety: Fuck stop turn it off I don’t like it it’s too real 🫣

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  New Nightmare 1994

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Nov 2023

  M. Night Shyamalan: *writing “Lady in the Water”* omg I’m gonna write myself into this as a writer whose work is so super special and amazing that it’s literally saving the world

  Wes Craven: it’s been done sweetie

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