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  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious


    How Vin Diesel see with borgar

  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark


    Only watched for the Lana del Rey cover of Season of the Witch and it only played during the credits after I watched a shitty cliched horror movie that jerked off to It (2017) too many times

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  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    For me, this movie moves Natalie Portman to the "Starred in shitty young adult fiction franchisees but has since redeemed themselves" (the prequals count) tier of actors among Robert Pattinson and Andrew Garfield (I'll watch Mother! soon which will probably put Jennifer Lawrence in this tier too). Kristen Stewart will never. Fuck now I'm thinking about Twilight

  • Aladdin



    wheres will smith