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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
This built up a lot of good will in the first half, and burnt through almost all of it in the second. The things I liked, I liked a lot. Michelle Yeoh was incredible, as was the whole cast really. I appreciated the inventiveness and looseness of the first half, and thought the movie was pretty funny when it was relying more on Yeoh delivering jokes or doing slapstick and less on the so-random humor. I also liked the scene…
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Cats 2019
I wasn't prepared.
I've seen actual pornos that were less horny than this movie...
How is it that the one cat that is wearing pants seems more naked than the actually naked cats…
I don't think I understood a single word in any of the songs in the movie. But I don't think that affected my overall understanding of the film in any way, positively or negatively…
That's not entirely true. I would occasionally catch brief snippets of human phrases…
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Candyman 1992
Be my victim. This everything I want out of a horror film. A ruthless narrative, a seductive monster, a strange elaborate mythology that's never fully explained, a comprised hero who puts their soul at hazard, a dark haunting ending.
This is a great reminder of why filmmakers shouldn't worry too much about being problematic, and why we should cut some slack for those who don't mean any ill will. There is a lot of loaded imagery in this movie. And…