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  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King


    No one will ever deserve Sam

  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4


    Never in my life have I loved and identified more with a character than this plastic spork who throws himself into the garbage crying “trash”

    Also fuck that ending

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  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial


    My film professor tried to argue that this film was a complete return to conservative values and therefore a bad movie. Let’s break that down.
    This movie is literally about accepting an alien into your home. It’s all about how Elliot and ET love each other despite being completely foreign to each other.
    All of the adult men in the film are portrayed as enemies. The dad left. The government officials are shot in shadow and look way more threatening…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This is a lovingly crafted film that gives the fans what they want and what they deserve. 

    Overall I’m impressed with “Fat Thor”. Yes there is humor around it but it’s very clear that his condition is a result of the trauma he has endured. He doesn’t miraculously lose weight during the movie. He’s fat and still worthy and still kicks ass. 

    All hail Nebula! In many ways this movie belongs to her and Iron Man. Hers is a beautiful…