he/him. I LIKE UNCLE YANCO. big motherfucking fan of movies where “nothing happens.” studio rep, sometimes!
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The Black Phone 2021
going to see a kidnapping film in a cinema full of french kids talking through the entire thing is like going to see the new minions movie while sitting next to a dozen minions and thinking the whole time how badly you want the minions to get kidnapped
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A Summer's Tale 1996
genuinely scared at the thought of anyone that actually knows me watching this. an incredibly personal work,,,clearly to Rohmer and now me. and to think i have the same pair of Levi’s,,,,
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The Devil All the Time 2020
this one goes out to the poor thirst watchers who just wanted to watch Tom Holland and R Patts slick back their greasy hair and smoke cigarettes but instead have to suffer through the cinematic equivalent of a piece of drywall
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