I’m dumb and can’t decide on a review so I present a sample of inevitable (but not necessarily wrong) reviews that are bound to end up on this site! 

- Carey Mulligan I’m free to hangout on Thursday this week if you are also free because I wanna hangout on Thursday with you. please let me know if you are free on Thursday because that’s the day I would like to hangout because I am free

- I would also let Carey Mulligan spit in my coffee 

- another fine addition to “good for her!” cinema

- of course I support men’s rights! men’s rights to shut the fuck up!  

anyways this movie fucking rules I can’t wait for it to have a 38% audience score on RT or something