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  • Ninja in the Dragon's Den

    Ninja in the Dragon's Den

    ★★★★½

    "Welcome to the Ninja Hotel...Ninjas's check in, but they don't check out."

  • Ninja III: The Domination

    Ninja III: The Domination

    ★★★★

    Prime Cannon insanity and a smorgasbord of shurikens flying into mustachioed faces.

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  • Superstition

    Superstition

    ★★★★

    Inspector Sturgess: "Two kids were killed out there. The medical examiner thinks it's a cult thing or something. One kid was gutted and slashed to death, the other microwaved."

    Reverend Thompson: (laughs) "Wait a minute, WHAT?"

  • Vampyres

    Vampyres

    ★★★★

    The violence is vicious, the atmosphere otherworldly. I yearn to live in a remote manor with a cellar full of wine and a cemetery nearby.