★★★★½ Watched 09 Dec, 2017
"Welcome to the Ninja Hotel...Ninjas's check in, but they don't check out."
★★★★ Rewatched 23 Nov, 2017
Prime Cannon insanity and a smorgasbord of shurikens flying into mustachioed faces.
★★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct, 2016
Inspector Sturgess: "Two kids were killed out there. The medical examiner thinks it's a cult thing or something. One kid was gutted and slashed to death, the other microwaved."
Reverend Thompson: (laughs) "Wait a minute, WHAT?"
★★★★ Watched 21 Sep, 2016 1
The violence is vicious, the atmosphere otherworldly. I yearn to live in a remote manor with a cellar full of wine and a cemetery nearby.