Favorite films

  • Blade Runner
  • Fight Club
  • The Dark Knight
  • Drive

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  • Highlander

    ★★½

  • Incendies

    ★★★★½

  • Polytechnique

    ★★★

  • Maelström

    ★★★

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  • A Single Man

    A Single Man

    Tom Ford: increases color saturation with Adobe After Effects
    Everyone else: ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★

    I'm so tired, man.

    I'm so tired of annoying wacky, cuh-razy movies that only amount to a shitpost covered in three layers of deep irony telling me it's somehow interesting to subvert my expectations for the gorrillionth time, because the peak of hilarity is mocking and paying homage to a dozen different genres blended into an unintelligeble mess of hot garbage.

    This wasn't fun. This wasn't interesting. Yeah it was better than the first Suicide Squad but that's like saying…

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  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★½

    Can only repeat what others have said already: This seems largely unnecessary since the show wrapped up perfectly, but it was still very entertaining with all the well-known narrative and technicals trademarks that made Breaking Bad one of the best shows in the world. Pleasent surprise for the fans as a final goodbye to the characters.

  • Samurai Cop

    Samurai Cop

    In Germany we say "Fremdscham" which means "Movie you can only tolerate after downing three Long Island Ice Tea" and I think that's beautiful.