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  • Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!

    Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!

    Fuck, I hesitate to even call this a movie. There is a beginning and an end, but in between is almost a clip show and not a real story. I Choose You! is the first movie in (what is apparently being called) the alternate Timeline series and it re-imagines bits of the Indigo League season into an hour and a half movie. I won't spoil which moments we see, because saying "Hey! I remember that!" is literally the only fun…

  • Lethal Nightmare

    Lethal Nightmare

    ★½

    Hallucinations was awful, but it had an undeniable charm and I felt the love that the Polonia Brothers pumped into it. It was bad, but it had a lot of "good bad" things that were fun to joke about. Lethal Nightmare is just slightly longer and even more nonsensical. It opens with a scroll warning us that Lethal Nightmare was pieced together as best as possible, but it's not really a complete project: the sound constantly drops out, much of…

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  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★½

    I really wanted to love Booksmart. After seeing the same damn trailer on YouTube a couple of times a day for a over a months, I loved the energy, the premise, and I love Kaitlyn Dever, so I had high hopes. The problem is that Olivia Wilde couldn't just let Booksmart be a fun comedy movie; she had to make it "Woke". Our two main characters (Amy and Molly) keep talking about the Obama's, Molly writes a speech telling straight…

  • Post Human: An Event

    Post Human: An Event

    ½

    This is a bad movie. Not a good bad movie that you can get some enjoyment out of poking fun at it; it's a truly terrible movie throughout. Prior to Antihuman, Meet the Blacks was the worst movie I had ever seen, but at least that was a fucking movie with a plot. It was a wholly unfunny and horribly acted movie with a shit plot, but at least it was really a movie. Antihuman I'm not even sure qualifies…