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  • Se7en
  • Before Sunrise
  • The Lord of the Rings
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  • The Shiver of the Vampires


  • Eurovision: Everyone’s a Winner


  • Eurovision Calling: Jason and Chelcee’s Ultimate Guide


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  • The Shiver of the Vampires

    The Shiver of the Vampires


    “We were surprised to hear of your deaths. Your reappearance is even more surprising.”

    Lesbian vampire thrillers.

  • Eurovision: Everyone’s a Winner

    Eurovision: Everyone’s a Winner


    Ever since that song started getting loads of radio play, I knew I recognised it from somewhere. I assumed it was very similar to something I couldn’t place; I never expected the answer to be “it finished 20th on Eurovision last year”. Wonders will never cease.

Popular reviews

  • Anon



    Don't understand the negative reactions to this at all. It's not perfect (could do with a bit more clarity in places), but overall I thought it was a really good sci-fi noir.

    Also, lol at the people calling it unoriginal while also saying "it's like a Black Mirror episode". Yeah, that comparison didn't get worn out two-dozen like-a-Black-Mirror-episode films ago. You'd think Charlie Brooker was the first person to ever write a story about the dangers of future technology...

  • The Escape

    The Escape


    BMW: Hi Neill, would you like to direct a movie for us?
    Neill Blomkamp: A sci-fi movie?
    BMW: We're really after a car chase.
    Neill Blomkamp: A sci-fi car chase?
    BMW: Just a car chase, with a BMW.
    Neill Blomkamp: A sci-fi BMW?
    BMW: No, we’ve got a real car we want to sell.
    Neill Blomkamp: A real BMW in a sci-fi story?
    BMW: I mean, it’s part of a series, and the rest were mostly kind of just thrillers...
    Neill Blomkamp: A sci-fi thriller?
    BMW: *sigh* Just show off the car, Neill.