Colin Trevorrow creates Jurassic World
Jurassic World destroys the box office
Money-hungry suits create Jurassic World 2
Jurassic World 2, far exceeding expectations, overjoys (one) man.
(One) man, greedily wanting more dinosaurs and thespians with Goldblumian acting chops, resurrects their original creator, God.
God, whose mailbox is instantly flooded with weird porn links and other dumb requests, reluctantly answers (one) man’s prayers, then ditches us for another universe, leaving some whiskey-smudged scribbles on a piece of toilet paper, saying: