I've never felt so moved by two people calling each other horrid cunts
Movies bearing the Happy Madison insignia exist for three distinct reasons nowadays:
1. To give Adam Sandler's friends and family a chance to still feel relevant and needed, even when their physical appearance has taken on...awkward attributes.
2. To grab a SNL sketch's worth of comedy material and drag it out to (for the first two thirds rather obnoxious) feature film length.
3. Vanilla Ice has bills to pay (and royalties won't fill the tray)
God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates Steven Spielberg
Steven Spielberg creates dinosaurs
Dinosaurs inspire man
Man destroys God
The Indie-to-Hollywood Conversion Factory creates Colin Trevorrow
Colin Trevorrow reverse-engineers a beloved childhood favorite and puts most of the pieces back in a satisfying, nostalgic and highly entertaining fashion, if also neglecting the importance of character and the great, oh-so-great value of Goldblumian acting capabilities.
Second-rate writers inherit the earth
The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the funky air of my local HFR theatre.
Much that once was is lost, for no director now lives who remembers its subtle epicness.
It began with the forging of The Lord of the Rings trilogy and the great feels that followed.
Three feels were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.
Seven to the Dwarf…