Deadpool 2

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Name: Pool, Dead.

Age: 40-ish?

Location: Your mother's bedroom

Sex: Yes, please!

Occupation: Comedian on the fly / Smart-alecky anti-hero

Favorite word: Chimichanga

Second favorite word: Thundercunt

Favorite food: Not chimichangas

Number one strength: Being a justice-delivering badass / Freaking people out with toddler legs (going full Winnie the Pooh) and by looking like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah

Exploitative weakness: Unhealthy addiction to pop culture and meta jokes. Never shuts the fuck up. X-Men-related inferiority complex.

Favorite hashtag: #driveby πŸ’¨

Favorite films: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, R.I.P.D. and Green Lantern

Love interest: I'm saccharine for Baccarin, baby ❀

Villains: In this one? A less fleshed out, yet even more sympathetic, time-traveling Thanos wannabe.

Allies: Negasonic Justin Bieber, that fat kid from Hunt for the Wildersomething, Ned Flanders, Russian John Cena, a cool chick who never finished college and a supporting role I wish had gone to someone other than T.J. Miller (thankfully, he probably won't be around for the next one though).

Fanboy's recommendation: Hell-yes-idly high! Loved the first film a tad more, but it still fondles your balls in just the right way, despite some directorial and narrative issues. In theory, I could elaborate on this…but I'm a lazy writer so I don't feel like it.

Songs added to my playlist on Spotify:

All Out of Love by Air Supply

9 to 5 by Dolly Parton

Tomorrow by Charles Strouse and Alicia Morton

Bangarang (feat. Sirah) by Skrillex and Sirah

Deadpool Rap – Film Mix by Teamheadkick

X Gon' Give It to Ya by DMX

Careless Whisper by George Michael

You Make My Dreams by Daryl Hall & John Oates

Entered lists:

Ranked: 2018

Ranked: Superhero / Comic Book Movies

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