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  Godzilla 1998

  Watched by Erik Bajzert 27 Jun 2022

  More interesting as a cultural artifact than anything else.

  Roland Emerich should be jailed for Mayor Ebert and his assistant, Gene.

  The bizarre Simpsons connections here constantly pushes proceedings into an uncanny, Kent Brockman narrated fever dream.

  The monster does not feel like a threat.

  I can practically smell the decomposing Taco Bell merchandise from the landfill which this film occupies.

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  Elvis 2022

  Watched by Erik Bajzert 26 Jun 2022

  I really enjoyed this, even in its imperfect, clearly compromised form.

  To get the gripes out of the way, all reports of this originally being much longer make sense to me. At two hours and forty minutes, Elvis struggles to cram in a smorgasburg of historical contexts, emotional beats, discussions of racial inequality and key peices of information about its titular character; to the point where the film being four hours long could have actually benefitted the overall entertainment value.…

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  White Chicks 2004

  ★★★★★ Added by Erik Bajzert

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  Home on the Range 2004

  Added by Erik Bajzert 6

  I remember the tagline for this movie being, "bust a moo on April 2" so, every April 2 I bust a couple moos in its honor.