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  • A Cinderella Christmas

    A Cinderella Christmas

    (to the tune of 'Shout' by Tears for Fears)

    Crap, Crap, these films are all pap
    I watch them all then I take a nap

    Come on, my life is a mess
    Come on!

  • The Holiday Calendar

    The Holiday Calendar

    At one point, a character comes to visit his friend at work, talks to her for several minutes at work, then says 'Still working in this place, I see?'.

    Later, that same guy arrives at her house and hangs out with her family for a bit. He talks to her grandpa, who then asks 'You're back in town, huh?'.

    Jesus fucking christ, netflix.

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  • The Bridge

    The Bridge

    Re-watched this one for a uni essay. While the testimony from Family and friends of jumpers, and even a survivor, is undoubtedly moving, it's really hard for me not to see this as a manipulative and voyeuristic documentary that crassly and disturbingly turns real people's torment and suicide into a suspenseful narrative.

    The director filmed a real person (among others) named Gene for over an hour, before he jumped to his death. Keep in mind, the director went to this…

  • Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special

    Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special

    ★★★★½

    People who don't know Scott Aukerman: This special makes no sense

    People who do know Scott Aukerman: This special makes perfect sense