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  • Demons

    Demons

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    They will make cemeteries their cathedrals and the cities will be your tombs. With that line, you know that what you’re about to watch better be the most mind-blowing horror film possible. Good news — Demons is all of that and then some, the kind of movie that has everything that I watch movies for.

    I can’t be silent or still while it runs, growing more excited by every moment. It is the perfect synthesis of 1980’s gore and heavy…

  • Uninvited

    Uninvited

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love George Kennedy and want to state for the record that he deserved way better than this film, which is a total piece of crap. That said, I've proved time and again that my favorite movies to watch are mostly made out of fecal matter, so let's dish.

    Genetic Laboratories has decided to create a poisonous mutant cat that lives inside the body of a cute house cat. Why would they do this? Who knows, but it's a good…

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  • Chopping Mall

    Chopping Mall

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If you’re not from Pittsburgh, let me tell you about Century 3 Mall. At one point, it was the biggest, most modern mall in the area, dug into a former slag heap with 50 plus tons of concrete poured to ensure its three levels would stand. It had everything — Wicks ‘n’ Sticks, a food court, a cutlery store that sold throwing stars, a store called Heaven that had Japanese comic books and punk rock posters — even Richard Simmons…

  • Cam-Girl

    Cam-Girl

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Cam-Girl sounds like it's going to be a sexploitation film. Instead, it's a low budget thriller where one actress has to carry 99% of the running time by talking on the telephone. How does that work out?
     
    Gessica (Erin Cline) lives two lives. By day, she's a student struggling to pay her mortgage and keep up with raising a baby. And by night, she indulges men's fantasies by dressing up and appearing on the internet. Where this film appears like…