Susie

rating movies by whether or not jason schwartzman fucks in them

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  • Bedtime for Bonzo

    Bedtime for Bonzo

    ★★½

    Strangely enough not the worst film I've seen starring an ape nor the worst film I've seen starring a future US president

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    ★★★

    Frasier's Dad Representation

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    Guy in front of me on the plane watched with headphones and arabic subtitles but I think I got it!! I didn't like it

  • Superbad

    Superbad

    ★★★★

    People think Booksmart is Superbad for girls but Superbad is actually Ghost World for boys