• I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things


    A claustrophobic, deceptively ambitious odyssey that starts as a breakup story until you realize you've gone and let Charlie live rent free in your head. It's his surrealistic universe and it's tinged and colored for us to see in that heady but emotionally stirring way.

    Let's also get this Oscar campaign for Alchemy and the rest of the stellar sound team going.

  • Cast Away

    Cast Away


    That Hanks!  Just the guy for turning all the stranded island what-if-isms into what-would-I-do’s. What a lonely and traumatic feeling that lingers long after this one.

  • War of the Worlds

    War of the Worlds


    One does not simply watch the first 20 minutes of this while eating lunch.

    He uses every doohickey in the toolbelt, from sound to lighting to camerawork, to not just tell the story but create a sense of curiosity and fully transport us into the wonder and the horror of an alien invasion. I guess that's what inspired a generation of Hollywood copycats, but none of them can make a family of heroes feel so real and precious to us. The Spielberg journey prioritizes the individuals navigating extraordinary phenomena, and that's what makes us believers.

  • Logan Lucky

    Logan Lucky


    Steven knows how to rob

  • All Dogs Go to Heaven

    All Dogs Go to Heaven


    Misleading title as there is a doggie hell and it is bad news

  • Ocean's Twelve

    Ocean's Twelve


    Slappin the bongos and stealin some eggs

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Who’s the joker who got this gold-plated Trojan horse full of debauchery and mayhem into TriStar Pictures?

  • The NeverEnding Story

    The NeverEnding Story


    I can’t think of a more thematically tough and maturing movie for children. Atreju’s fantasy adventure mirrors Bastion’s journey of self worth as he grieves for his mom, and Bastion regains power from The Nothing of despair by connecting with stories. I myself am shook 25 years later. Also we want puppets and robots back.

  • The Last Dance

    The Last Dance


    Without the Bulls the 90’s would cease to exist

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out


    There has been a muhduh

  • Sleepless in Seattle

    Sleepless in Seattle


    RIP to romance from before all these millennials with their gizmos and gadgets! Didn't mind waiting around for that ending one bit.

  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    The world is a worse place for having this exist in it