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  • The Producers

    The Producers

    An absolute, steaming pile of shit... matthew broderick... this movie is horrible

  • The Producers

    The Producers

    I told my wife the plot of making something so bad to fail on purpose and she said it sounded like something i would do....

    ....anyways join us at the criterion creeps podcast...

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Hear my thoughts on the criterion creeps podcast episode 856. Coming up March 2034

  • Buttcrack

    Buttcrack

    True story. A couple years ago my partner started an album of pictures she took of me with my visible buttcrack out. She claims she did this to show me the frequency and abundance of the occurrence. She also claims that I am the only person shes ever met that has their buttcrack out while standing straight up. When I asked her if she wanted to watch a movie called Buttcrack she replied "why bother, it's already my every day"…