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  • Gia

    Gia

    ★★★½

    Exaggerated melodrama doesn't detract from a gorgeous but filthy look which perfectly embeds Angelina Jolie, whose appearance and performance is nothing but tragically brilliant, worthy of a shaky, dope fixing Princess that absolutely deserves to be called:

    "The most beautiful wreck ever put on film".

  • House of Sand and Fog

    House of Sand and Fog

    ★★★★

    How many suicide attempts does it take to make Jennifer Connelly look like a beautifully sad, dreary eyed queen of life destruction, an ornament, that is willing to go all the way? As many as this movie has to offer, I guess! Alongside with scenes, being almost embarrassingly theatrical and some characters that are the epitome of annoying, which eventually still doesn't lesson the intensity of this at times shocking drama of banalities -

    8/10 tiny liquor bottles

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation

    ★★★★★

    It took me many viewings and a summer romance thousands of miles from home, to realize that if you never fell in love on the other side of the world, you'll never be able to feel this movie.

  • In the Fade

    In the Fade

    ★★★★

    I. I can hardly stand the sorrow and dispair on screen
    II. I bite my lips witnessing pure intensity
    III. I want a mother to draw blood