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  • Sonatine



    An almost otherworldy, strangely quiet place where longing, violence and sadness collide, presenting a brutal but joyful session with death.

  • The Outsider

    The Outsider


    Yakuza porn for white kids - Mediocre story bathed in stunning visuals.

    I had fun.

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation


    It took me many viewings and a summer romance thousands of miles from home, to realize that if you never fell in love on the other side of the world, you'll never be able to feel this movie.

  • In the Fade

    In the Fade


    I. I can hardly stand the sorrow and dispair on screen
    II. I bite my lips witnessing pure intensity
    III. I want a mother to draw blood