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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 26 Feb 2022

    I thought this was a romance movie

  • The French Dispatch

    The French Dispatch 2021

    ★★½ Watched by Michael Bartelli 06 Nov 2021

    Contains mild spoilers: 

    Nearly the entire first act of this movie I was thinking “I’d rather be watching The grand Budapest hotel right now”. Act one was probably 20-30 minutes longer than it should have been.

    Thankfully the movie really picked up in the second and third acts of the movie until a long animated sequence in the third act that is meant to emulate a comic strip. I did not care for this scene at all. 

    The cast is worth half a star alone but this is definitely towards the bottom of the Anderson movies I’ve seen thus far.

  • My Dinner with Andre

    My Dinner with Andre 1981

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 08 Oct 2021

    Probably the strangest podcast I’ve ever seen 

    (Confused Wallace Shawn face)

  • The Brood

    The Brood 1979

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 07 Oct 2021 1

    This was pretty dope.

    Am I a body horror guy now?

  • And God Said to Cain

    And God Said to Cain 1970

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 04 Oct 2021

    Very western, very spaghetti

    Watched at the Stray Cat Flim Center

  • Videodrome

    Videodrome 1983

    Rewatched by Michael Bartelli 03 Oct 2021 1

    I’ve been itching to watch this movie and October 3rd seemed like a perfectly spooky day to do it. 

    I’d appreciate any spooky movie recs y’all want to throw my way

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man 1989

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 01 Oct 2021

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If I had a therapist I would tell them about watching this movie. 

    Is the Drill Dick a metaphor?

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 19 Aug 2021

    If this movie doesn’t make you cry, you have no soul

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight 2021

    ★★★★ Watched by Michael Bartelli 31 Jul 2021

    Like many others I’ve been waiting over a year for this movie to come out, so even if it sucked I probably would have lied to myself and said it was great. Thankfully that was not the case. The green knight had more or less everything I wanted, an incredible soundtrack, gorgeous camera work, and a reasonably paced story. 

    The viewing experience was made more intense by someone literally choking and requiring the heimlich mid movie.

    Can’t wait to see it again!

  • Pig

    Pig 2021

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 28 Jul 2021

    This was the first movie in 18 months I saw in theaters. I honestly really missed the experience. Movie was great too, which is the cherry on top

  • Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

    Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind 1984

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 23 Jul 2021

    Pretty dope movie, super dope soundtrack

  • Saint Maud

    Saint Maud 2019

    Watched by Michael Bartelli 15 May 2021

    I sat for at least 15 minutes trying to come up with a review for this, and I am completely lost for words. At the very least I definitely enjoyed it

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