Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

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  • Groot's Pursuit

  • Magnum Opus

  • Groot Takes a Bath

  • The Little Guy

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  • The Last Song

    The Last Song

    β˜…β˜…Β½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Every Nicholas Sparks movie is just some basic romance between cardboard characters for the first 2/3, and then suddenly: CANCER.

  • The Scooby-Doo Project

    The Scooby-Doo Project

    β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

    Daphne: My feet hurt!Β 

    Velma: You’re the one who wore high heels to go hiking!Β 

    Daphne: Well at least I TRY to look feminine!Β 

    Velma:Β *silence*Β 

    Me: Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead