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  • The Revenant Part II

    The Revenant Part II

    ★★

    Funny for like the first minute or two, then I dunno what happened but it certainly wasn't funny.

  • One Page Life

    One Page Life

    This short: IS THIS WHAT LIFE IS?

    me: BUT YOURE LIKE 12 WHAT

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  • It

    It

    ★★½

    45/100

    IT could've been a pretty special film. Not only does it have a lot going for it as a horror film, but it even has likable characters, so the fact that this fell so flat and boring to me, just shows me how much of a failure this was. Okay, so, I watched Annabelle: Creation not too long ago, and that film has no likable character; it's just a bunch of non-scary sequences that happen one after the other,…

  • Extreme Movie

    Extreme Movie

    ½

    Scavenger Hunt #30 - Task #2

    7/100

    Unbearable in every single way, which is a little surprising to me. Usually I'd be into raunchy humor that isn't very clever, but this barely had any point and was aggresively unfunny. Also, jokes about cheating on your partner isn't at all funny, I felt uncomfortable watching those segments. Anyway, I did wanna watch this as a kid and that's mostly because it had tits, but wow is it not worth it, not…