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  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox


    Hey everyone! We heard you like space movies! Well, how would you like *EVERY* space movie? We sorta mushed 'em all up into a formless, nonsensical, tonedeaf, aesthetic-free mishmash! Enjoy! You will absolutely not care about any of what happens and will see every plot point telegraphed from a mile away! Mazel Tov!

    Seriously, "The Cloverfield Paradox" deserved to be released on Netflix in the middle of the night and forgotten. It plays like any other direct-to-streaming sci-fi actioner that…

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    McDonagh is such a playwright it's almost funny. The movie belongs on the stage. Not that it's "stage-bound" but it makes more sense as a play. As a film, it takes on an "importance" that it doesn't earn. It seems to be making a bigger statement than I think it's trying to make. Like, as a play it would exist in and of itself, but as a major motion picture it can only be placed within the current social and…

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  • Godzilla



    A spectacularly uneven film, Edwards' "Godzilla" falls into the trap so many attempts at updating a popular franchise fall into - it tries to appeal to fans while also creating something new. The result is a film that's never sure what story it wants to tell or where it wants the audience's attention at any given moment. The end product is less than the sum of its parts, because the parts *are* wonderfully realized. The monsters are interesting, their interactions…

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story


    A movie I would have simply described as "a fascinating exploration of mortality" until the last five minutes when it ripped my heart out and showed it to me.