“I give up, I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.” -Howl
Santa Girl is awful and undeserving of your time and the time to make a proper review so here are some random thoughts and quotes I wrote down while watching this.
You can’t just use an establishing shot to pretend the inside of a castle in the north pole is a office building with minimal Christmas decor.
Yo, elf-phobia is real. This film real bad, it’s racist and classist in a Christmas universe.
“None of these boys are nice. Where…