Scream ★★★★★

There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie.

For instance, number one: you can never have sex. BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay?

Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one.

And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.

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