F9 ★★★

a few thoughts:

-You expect me to believe this kid grows up to look like John Cena? And you expect me to believe John Cena and Dom are brothers?

-You can definitely be creeped out by her haircut, but still turned on by Charlize Theron.

-Tyrese Gibson not dying is truly the epitome of that Austin Powers "why won't you die?" scene except you want him to live.

-Never been emotionally invested in this franchise apart from Han's storyline but this underwater scene is like Dom's version of Tony Soprano coma dream, stripped of all the symbolic shit.

The Helen Mirren scene really was the best part of this film.