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  • The Killing of a Chinese Bookie
  • Persona
  • Young Frankenstein
  • Our Time

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  • The Cool Lakes of Death

    ★★★★

  • Great White

    ★★

  • The Spine of Night

    ★★★½

  • The Psychic

    ★★★

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  • Swamp Ape

    Swamp Ape

    This garbage "movie" was on Amazon Prime and somehow my 4 year old found it and watched it repeatedly. The issue wasn't that he saw a violent horror film (he watches a lot of those) it's that now he wants to be a Swamp Ape for Halloween and he won't let it go. It has been 6 months. I have to dress him up as a Swamp Ape and basically advertise his bad taste in public next month. Why couldn't…

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    One star for the pretty blue lights at the end.

    If anyone ever needs an example of how to make a film without any regard for or understanding of how dramaturgy or oh, I don't know, HOW CHARACTERS IN STORIES work this would be the one to offer up.